Jesus Christ in legal battle

[Dulcinea]

I just love the last line of this article, it works on so many levels.

"Christ is not speaking to the press at this time,"

This man claims to love Jesus? He is trying to take actions that will offend many (if not most) Christians.

[cincygreg]

It's kinda weird actually.

I mean, there are a lot of latino people named Jesus (pronounced Hey-Soos)
And Muhammad is one of the most common names in the world now, but it does seem like a stretch to call yourself Jesus Christ.

Wouldn't it be weird if his parents were named Mary and Joseph. [img]eek.gif[/img]

Does his business card list his occupation as Son of God or lord and savior? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

They should drive him to a lake or river and say...
"If you can walk accross, you can use the name Jesus Christ"

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ May 12, 2005 01:04 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[gae]

Really, the man wouldn't be having any problems if he'd just left Chicago and gone on to New Orleans as planned.

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